My niece Julie and her son David and I went up to Granville to visit my sister.

We had a wonderful time. We brought our dogs who also had a great time.

We all love each other so much.

We all laughed and talked and hugged during our time together.

My sister’s house is beautiful and she has great friends. and neighbors.

Let me tell you about the town she lives in.

David and I did a little shopping.

We went into a store that had a big sign out front. (this is a very law abiding placed)

YOU MUST HAVE PROOF OF A LICENSE TO CARRY.

Inside the place was an upside down American flag.

This is a town of many rules.

Books are carefully eliminated from the school rooms so as not to shock the minds of their little ones with past records of slavery or anything that can even suggest a relationship between anyone who isn’t a man, woman or a goat.

I found it interesting though that on a main road in the middle of town there is a house with a big flag on it that proudly states “Fuck Biden”.

Thee was also a house that defined the word “ramshackle’. And outside the house was a big sign that said ” Make America great again”

Nuff said.

Now on to my money making scheme. Actually it was Julie’s

We were driving home when Julie said “Do you know what Only Fans is?”

“Yes”I said ” It’s a good way to make money”

Julie answered “You know, you don’t have to be naked. Lot’s of people can really haul it in showing their feet. And they don’t have to be nice feet”

“I know” I said. “There are loads of thing that can be money makers. I’m sure there is someone out there who’d break the bank to see a fat old lady au natural.”

Julie jumped on that.

Not the fat old lady thing but she had really big bunions so she had surgery on one of her feet but it didn’t turn out well so she didn’t do the other foot. She said she thought she could really rake it in with the mixed medley foot fetishers.

We spent the rest of the ride discussing what we could show without being kicked out of the family and what we would do with all the dough we’d haul in.

I’ve done enough for you people. Now Zen

As you can see Debby felt right at home.

My little niece Sadie has an internship with the Brooklyn DA and since she’s from Annapolis she’s staying with me for the summer.

This has good and bad things about it.

The good:

Anyone who has Sadie living with them is so lucky. Number one you almost never see her because she’s out with her friends.

Number two the few times you do she empties your dishwasher. Walks your dog. Takes out the recyclables and throws away the old things in your refrigerator

She’s a delight.

EXCEPT

She’s very neat which is making me be neater than I chose to be.

I don’t like to be neat.

The other day she was having some friends over.

Before they arrived she comes into my room where I’m happily watching a Housewife reunion and asked me if I’d mind if she cleaned the kitchen before her friends came over. I got the hint and cleaned it myself and she said “Nice job”.

I even put on make up before they came so as not to embarrass her.

So I complain to my nephew, her father.

“If she empties the dishwasher one more time she’s outta here!! (I usually use the dried dishes until I run out.)

THEN look at this!

This is my livingroom.

If my maid came in today she’s assume I was dead.

Speaking of Housewives, and I was, I notice that in all cities whenever they see each other they tell each other how great they look. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

So I was thinking, maybe my friend Susan isn’t so great after all.

I don’t remember the last time she greeted me with “Nice Black Lives Matter shirt” or more recently “Nice Biden shirt”.

You can learn a lot from these ladies.

And here’s your zen

(The kid also keeps taking cute pictures of my dog)