Here’s what’s wrong with espana or should I say Los espanioles.

In spite of the fact that I speak to them in impeccable Spanish they answer me in incorrect English.

Por examplo, the answer to “donde la taverna?” is not “twelve”

Btw we did survive last nights near death trip. But I should say that the Capitano (I can barely speak english any more) threw up 3 times during dinner.
It put a real cramp in marcia and I finishing our surf and turf.