It’s official. I am even boring myself with this cat stuff.
I’m on the internet all the time trying to select the perfect food for Elvis. If I guess wrong it says he may get crystals and since I know nothing about cats and have never seen a crystal he’ll probably die of them because I won’t see the symptoms.
It will be weeks before he gets here and I’m already in a state.
Speaking of Tom Cruise. I saw Rock of Ages last night. Even though Tom is a Scientologist, has a crazy laugh and probably hates Jews, since seeing him in that movie I would consent to marry him. After all it’s not like I’m committed to that Jew thing anyway. Other than an occasional “oy vey” it doesn’t really play a big part in my life.
And except for that time they put rattlesnakes in non believer’s mail boxes,and I believe that they hardly ever do that any more, Scientology doesn’t seem any more strict than say the New York Library. I could do Scientology Light.
Plus you may remember that I’m a rebel. I’ve stepped out of my religious comfort zone before. True, it had disastrous results but that’s because he was a Methodist. You know how crazy those people are.
We had a big snowstorm here. David is coming back from Santa Fe tonight and I was going to pick him up at Newark Airport tonight but I changed my mind because, as I told him;
1. It will be dark
2. It will be icy
3. I’m old
4. He sucks.
Mattie, your four reasons for not going to Newark are the same reasons that I would not date Tom Cruise.
Now that you mention it…..
Weak, really weak.
David; You are such a retard. I have to erase your comment because you no only put your info on it but you put my whole blog.
I’m so excited for Elvis to arrive home and for you to hopefully share your adventures together with us!
You will love your pussycat so much. I adore mine. I also love dogs….I love them all! Good luck with Elvis…He will love you so much.
Sheri, I actually had a dream last night that he liked everyone but me.