The day started off great.
Borghese Gardens right after breakfast. The museum was sold out so we went to the gift shop and bought a guidebook that we studied so we can pretend that we saw the stuff.
Then we went to lunch at the same place we ate at the day before because the food was great and we were treated so well.
There was one minor difference today.
We were seated next to 2 beautiful girls. The waiters were stepping all over their dicks trying to make them happy. Not that they paid attention. They were so busy taking selfies that the only time they spoke to the waiter was to ask him to take a photo of them together.
PLUS to add insult to injury they were both smoking cigars so stinky smoke was blowing all over our lunch.
I told Marcia that as soon as their lunch comes we should start farting in their direction but just our luck, they had already eaten.
When they asked for the check the waiter gave them each a hand painted souvenir ashtray and thanked the beautiful senoras for dining with them.
The fuckers didn’t even give us salt and when we asked for the check I’m pretty sure they added a 5% wrinkle tax.
The rest of the day went better. A snazzy Mercedes picked us up, thanks to Stephanie and Terry and brought us to the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen. It’s a 12th Century monastery outside of the mountain town of Orvieto.
This is the best trip I’ve ever had. I love my sister so much. We both keep saying how lucky we are, that is when we aren’t cursing those 2 cunts that ruined our lunch.
67 and dumped 
Oh, I just loooove my new ashtray! I didn’t even notice–was that you at the next table?! Bacci
LOL Lizzie!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so jelly!! Wish I was there!!! ( spewing specifics about how I like my pasta prepared!!!.) Enjoy!!!!
True sophisticates!! David Wheeler. 203 561-3728 From: 67 and dumpedSent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 12:06 PMTo: dwheeler35l@gmail.comReply To: 67 and dumpedSubject: [New post] 756. Another day another slight
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67anddumped posted: “The day started off great. Borghese Gardens right after breakfast. The museum was sold out so we went to the gift shop and bought a guidebook that we studied so we can pretend that we saw the stuff.
Then we went to lunch at the same place we ate at the d”
These were Italian waiters! What did you expect? Duh… David Wheeler. 203 561-3728 From: 67 and dumpedSent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 12:06 PMTo: dwheeler35l@gmail.comReply To: 67 and dumpedSubject: [New post] 756. Another day another slight
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67anddumped posted: “The day started off great. Borghese Gardens right after breakfast. The museum was sold out so we went to the gift shop and bought a guidebook that we studied so we can pretend that we saw the stuff.
Then we went to lunch at the same place we ate at the d”
Who is taking care of Elvis? Glad you are having a good time. It is nice here in holland with Jessie too!
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Never mind who is taking care of Elvis…someone needs to be babysitting David!
P.S. Laughed long and out loud at this post 🙂
😉 you make me giggle!
You are hysterical. Thanks for the smiles.
I like this description of this part of your Italy trip better than your Yahoo version! So much more “Mattie”, are they censoring you???