I’m going out to Montauk today to make my house pretty so someone will rent it for the summer.
Julie and her boyfriend Dan are going with me. We will laugh and hop.
Ray is staying at home with his cousin Scott and Scott’s girlfriend Mary.
I haven’t mentioned that Ray sleeps in the master bed but I guess they’ll find out soon enough. He also likes to snuggle.
Miss Liz is back in New York and she’s using this opportunity to right all the wrongs that David and I have been doing without her guidance.
Her first night here she gave me a lecture on making a living will because my family loves me. She said that it will be hard for them to pull the plug on me without trying to save me.
I realized that there was some truth to that for all of them except Stephanie who tries to cover my face every time I doze off. Actually Steph says she will take care of me even though she wouldn’t give me a happy day. I can accept that.
I kept meaning to send out a note about my wishes when as luck would have it my nephew Jimmy issued an email to the whole family suggesting that we all form a family fantasy baseball thing.
I “replied all” with
67 and dumped 
When I saw the post title I was afraid that you were giving up blog writing. God what a fright! Your living will with a “fantasy baseball email thread” is very funny but your original living will is freakin’ hilarious and I love that it was witnessed by your sisters.
I wanted my sister Phyllis to pick my tv shows because Marcia has snooty taste and I’d get a bunch of english shit.
Wait, you don’t watch Downton Abbey?
Put me, a non-conflicted and uninterested 3rd party in charge of pulling the plug. Certainly not one of your greedy relatives. Glad to be of assistance. When you kick, God forbid, the dog goes back to you know where.
Sorry! David knows he’s not allowed to comment. He’s in trouble. You will have to pick your executor very carefully in order to enjoy the correct channel line-up. I would suggest the Bravo network, until further notice.