I am trying to figure out why.
1. My dog was sick for about a week. Not eating and looking more depressed than usual. He’s totally back to himself. He ate 3 meals yesterday and barked at me all during “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”. Here he is preparing to romp.
2. Some judge called trump a stupid, lying, racist fuckface (I’m pretty sure that was the wording but I’m no lawyer) and refused to let him keep our tired and poor out of MY COUNTRY.
3. My shrink had changed my crazy pills but she changed them back when I asked her to sign a form so that I could “pack heat”.
Any one of those things could be it.
This snow should be getting me down but interestingly it isn’t. It’s given me a chance to get back to my alphabetical list of who’d I’d marry.
I have no A. B is Bon Jovi. C is Mark Cuban. D is and always will be Dylan.
That’s as far as I got. I think I’ll wait to see if any of those guys takes the bait before I use any of my diminishing brain granules on E or F.
Oh by the by I have a new way of making friends. When I pass anyone in the snow I say “Isn’t this weather nutty?”.
I figure it’s only a matter of time before someone asks me to trade digits.
I haven’t heard from David since my last post. It can’t be that I insulted him. I never do anything else. I guess he just got bored with me.
Maybe I should text him and ask him if he thinks the weather is nutty.
I love Ray. I don’t love David.
Okay on the alph list, how about Alfred E. Neuman for A and Barack Obama for B and Eric Clapton for E (if you can include dead guys) you of all people can not leave out Elvis for E!!!! Hope I am not intruding on your list? The weather is nutty from Oregon to New York, you are surely to meet someone nice who agrees with you on that!! Here in Portland today we finally had a sunny day and the little children I work with asked what was that big bright thing in the sky ~ pretty nutty!!
Love you and miss you!!
Miss you too sweetie