So here’s the story.
When I admitted that I lied in my last post I found it amazingly freeing.
After careful thought I’ve decided to incorporate lying into my everyday life.
I’m sure many of you have noticed that doing the same thing every day, mostly alone, has made for really boring phone calls to your friends and loved ones.
Anyone with half a brain has stopped starting a call with “What’s new?”
Well with a bit of imagination your friends and relatives can introduce that question back into their convos.
I’ve already started.
Last week Julie baked me a pumpkin bread.
I’ve been eating a slice a day with my morning coffee.
Usually I keep the mother loaf in the kitchen but yesterday I decided to only eat 1/2 my piece so I would have the other half this morning.
I wrapped it in tin foil (a grandma word) and left it on my desk.
I came in this morning all happy only to be greeted by this.
Now we all know who ate it.
- she’s been eying it all week and
- I got her from the pound so who knows what kind of record she has. For all I know she was in a gang.
But will I say that?
No, mainly because when I spoke to my sister this morning and barely got the sentence out ” I left my cake on my desk last night” when she countered with “You’re an idiot”.
So here’s what I’ve decided to do.
I’m gonna call the cops and say I had a break in.
Then if you call me tomorrow I’ll have something interesting to say.
I guess I’ll have to call you. I assume I’ll get my one phone call.
Now a real Zen