8/28/21. So what’s new with you?

I can’t say much is going on here.

Oh wait! I did get lightbulbs today.

I’d like to say that Covid is effecting my usual hectic life but I was practicing Covid when Covid was just an idea in some Nazi’s mind.

If I didn’t have a dog that wanted walks I wouldn’t even notice the seasons changing.

Don’t think I don’t get invited places.

I have a very pleasing personality.

Why just the other day I was invited to a pizza party but when I hesitated they invited someone else and rescinded my invite.

Maybe my personality isn’t as good as I thought it was.

I don’t have a lot of friends.

Actually only 2.

I’m not sure I want any more.

They’d probably want me to see them.

My one friend, I don’t want to mention names (Ronnie) spends her days with her head up her husband’s ass.

He not only expects but GETS 3 meals a day, presented attractively.

So she’s no problem. She almost never wants to see me.

My other friend Susan is more gregarious.

She’s been hocking me to go to some dim sim restaurant that’s A CAB RIDE AWAY for a million years. Not only is the distance a problem, what the hell is dim sim? Not specific enough for me.

I know I’m gonna hate it and as I’ve said before Susan would rather I call her daughters whores than say I don’t like a restaurant she’s picked.

So if you were thinking of applying to be a friend of mine, forget it.

Oh shit! Debbie is hinting to go out by throwing herself against the door.

“Your wish is my command, My Lady”

Now Zen!

She thinks she’s doing the worm.

7 thoughts on “8/28/21. So what’s new with you?

  1. Hi Mattie, I always enjoy reading your posts. Every night at dinner Milt and I gently tap our wine glasses together and say, “Up Yours” before we begin eating. We have a print hanging in our kitchen that you’ve probably seen. You may even have one of your own. So we think of you every day, and send you best wishes. Milt does most of our cooking at dinner time. At lunch if he’s here we open a can of soup, and have that with a sandwich. Sundays we have breakfast about 12:30 or 1:00, and we each make our own. Well, he does cook the bacon, and we each make our own toast and eggs. Cheers, Frieda


  2. So true about Susan!!!😂😂😂
    I love you Mattie and I’m honored that you take a cab …. thank you …. that says it all

    Xoxo Liz. Headed there 9/10 for 2 months 🙏

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s