Some people say it’s because of the nonrefundable down payment of $150.
I think they’re wrong. I have overhead you know.
I don’t live here free.
And while those mutts are in training ya gotta feed’em.
Not a lot because they’ve got to have something to look forward to if they do what I say.
As I said my school was a bust so I only give pet training advice to family or friends AT NO COST!
Obviously I will accept nominal gifts of cash or small luxury items as a thank you.
For example, my sweet niece Stephanie just got her third dog.
Her other two were fox terriers and totally untrained dogs. They don’t even respect other dogs.
Anyway they were short haired dogs so shedding wasn’t a problem.
Her new dog however is some kind of lion or something and she came to me for advice on how to train this guy, his name is Francois or Pierre or some such french thing, not to go on the furniture.
You know, the shedding.
I have spent the past few weeks tirelessly teaching Lancelot to stay off the furniture even though his brother and sister can do whatever the fuck they want.
I’m proud to say I have been successful. It wasn’t easy but I may take my school off the back burner.
Wait…. I just got a text..from Steph…Oh good It’s some photos..
Back to the drawing board.
Anyone want to learn how to tap dance?