9/18/23. A dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.

So I’m thinking, I’m not talentless.

I just have to look at my skills and figure out how to monetize them. Now let me see

I know everything there is to know about the Housewives.

I can say mean things in a way that sounds like a compliment.

For example: Thanks to all the weight you gained you have almost no wrinkles.

My friend Susan considers that a real talent of mine. In fact I write all her mean letters for her. (mainly because she feels guilty when she says mean things which makes me wonder why I’m friends with her at all)

I can’t charge her for that but maybe someone reading this will be willing to throw a few bucks my way for the service.

I don’t want to lose any customers with this tip but when someone in a store is rude to you always say you forgive them since they must be depressed about being in this dead end job and by looking at them you can tell that this is as high as they’re ever gonna go.

Consider this a lost lead.

Then I started thinking…. I forgot that I have a real money maker in my house.

Assistant Plumber