Listen, I’m 67. The bulb ain’t as bright any more.

Cheryl just called me and told me that mancow was born in 1969 so I’m mixing him up with another guy.

BUT all the bad stuff I wrote about him is true only he’s a Howard Stern wanna be instead of an Imus wanna be.

He is still a shock jock who’s a schmuck.

He better watch out too. And that other guy, I forgot his name, is cruisin’ for a bruisin’ just because he would have been mean to Julie too if he wasn’t dead or something.