Buenos dias muchacha bananas. Here I am in Portugal.

Lemme tell you these people have a language all their own and it ain’t acceptable. They make you think they’re talkin’ something you know and then they make a left turn.

BOM appetit?? I don’t think so.

Anyway it’s day 2 and I’m as happy as I’ve ever been.

Our hotel is really fancy. The room is all glass. In fact even the bathroom is glass so I can lie in my bed and watch my sister take a bath.

It’s only a matter of time before one of us walks into some glass something and needs stitches. I’ll own this fuckin’ country.

We’re still getting over jet lag.  A free buffet  breakfast is served from 7:30 to 10:30.

We got up at 10:22 but nothing deters the  Smith girls. We were down there chewing  at 10:29 with crazy hair and no make up.

Time to start our day. I’ll keep in touch.

I know how interesting it can be to read about other peoples vacations so I’ll include every tiny detail even the fact that in the dark in  the middle of the night it’s almost impossible to tell the difference between a bidet and a toilet.