In an effort to earn money I submitted 3 pieces to a well known magazine.
Since you all know how clever I think I am you won’t be surprised to learn that as soon as I sent my stuff in I put a Chevy Nova and a pair of grey slacks on lay away.
You can imagine my surprise when they rejected my entries.
At first I was pretty sad.
But not one to give up easily, I realized that I must regroup.
I reasoned that even though that particular magazine didn’t appreciate my writing I wouldn’t let it get me down.
After all 271 twitter followers can’t be wrong.
My next plan is to bombard every magazine that strikes my fancy with my stuff. If any particular periodical hasn’t published anything similar to what I write maybe some free thinker will want to think “outside the envelope” and expand their readership to include plucky losers . I won’t leave any stone unturned.
Does anyone know someone at “Titanic Tits”?