The first batch will be from my family and friends when I say that I’m tired of being mad at dave.
I”ve loved him for more of my life than I haven’t and that can’t count for nothing.
Also there are so many times that I wish I could tell him stuff.
He’s been my friend longer than he’s been my husband. I really do miss that.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to have chatty emails and phone calls but I can see a time when on occasion we can contact each other for something other than business.
I think one reason for this change of heart is that I’m happier than I’ve been in years. I feel fulfilled with my writing. I adore when I receive positive responses for something I’ve done rather than something dave has done.
I also have these 2 pets, both rescues, that I love like crazy. They are almost too great. My cat could easily win a beauty contest and don’t ask about my dog. He’s flawless.
Now for the negative responses I’m going to get for what I’m going to say next.
As you all must know by now, my husband left me for a Japanese woman.
In the past few years I’ve noticed that one out of every ten couples I see in the street are comprised of Japanese women and American men, rarely the other way around.
(DISCLAIMER: The 1 in 10 thing has no mathematical basis in fact. It’s just a number I might have pulled out of my ass and my assessment of these couples walking around the street refer only to what I’ve seen in New York and as most of you know, I don’t give a shit about anyplace else)
I have come to the conclusion that Japanese women have something that American women don’t have. It appears that whatever it is it’s drawing American men to it like flies to honey.
Are they nicer? Better lovers? Less argumentative? Whatever it is, our boys clearly like it. I keep running this over in my mind. Is it possible that dave’s new wife never calls him her meal ticket or tells him to shut his piehole? Nah, can’t be. She may be from another land but she’s human and he never shuts up about what boring thing he’s just read on Reddit.
Again this is my opinion. Don’t be writing and telling me that you have an American girlfriend in Idaho with a great personality.
Now is this racist? Probably, but I can’t imagine that it’s pissing them off. What African American man has objected to people thinking that they all have big dicks. I’d bet none.
That being said it’s probably not dave’s fault (although he’s lost the capital D forever) but I will never stop hating that piece of shit that he married and now that I’m writing this whole thing I’m mad at him again too so they can both go fuck themselves.