851. Luck Be A Lady Named Mattie

This is what was hanging in my guest bathroom yesterday.


This is what’s hanging there today.


It feels like everything I touch turns to gold.

If I’m driving, I find a place to park right in front of my destination.

I went to a new doctor. She barely looked at me and asked me few questions so no need to lie.

Suge Knight fainted before he could ask me to loan him 25 million to get him out of the slammer.

I’m THIS far away from discovering why eyebrows suddenly start growing crazy after 65 and you know that once I solve it and find a cure the money truck will be permanently parked in front of my house.

The other day by mistake I bought chunky peanut butter instead of smooth and guess what? I like it better.

Hey, seems like a good time to give myself a haircut.

Except for the back what could go wrong?







3 thoughts on “851. Luck Be A Lady Named Mattie

  1. OOH I like the new Award hanging in the bathroom, out with the old and in with the new and better!!! I am proud of you and hope you will keep on receiving positive recognition for your talent!
    Love U – T

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