I’ve always said I’d never marry again but as those of you who follow me on Facebook know, I’ve made some exceptions: President Obama, Jon Bon Jovi and others.
I was at physical therapy yesterday and I happened to mention this to Ricky my torturer.
So it will be easier for you to follow the conversation here’s a picture of him
I’m really hoping that he’s showing someone an exercise in this picture.
Anyway I’m naming some of my lucky grooms Lebron James, any member of The Band…
“What band?” Ricky asks.
“I heard you. What band?”
To keep it from gong on forever I say, because I’m older and I see this as a teaching moment,
“You young punk I’d like to punch your lights out. The name of the group is “The Band” They backed Bob Dylan and you know… “The Last Waltz?”
” How would I know that? If I asked you if you knew who Souja Boy was, You wouldn’t know that.
“I absolutely do because I live in this world and (a little quieter) I watch TMZ every night.
From the next torture table a guy pipes up.
“If you ask me about “Soldier Boy” I know what I’d answer and he starts to sing the Shirrelles’ song.
Naturally I join in.
“Oh my little soldier boy. I’ll be true tooooooo youuuuuuu”