Why? Because Ray woke up dancing and I had a good day yesterday.
Here’s a picture of Ray during his romp.
Doesn’t he look cheerful?
Now to my good day. Julie had jury duty.
What does that have to do with me? Well you know how my family feels about food.
Julie told me that she had a bad lunch on her first day so I told her that I would meet her on her second day and take her someplace good.
It turned out that she was let go for good at lunch time so we had the afternoon to ourselves.
Why was she let go? Because she was too beautiful to sit on a jury, at least that was what we surmised.
Actually even though she was more than willing to serve she had to admit she was glad that she didn’t have to because the judge pronounced the word “proof” as “pruff” and she couldn’t abide by that.
Since I had my car we went uptown a bit to eat at a restaurant called The Clam.
We sat down and Julie showed me her galley (sp?) for her new book “The Stars In Our Eyes”, a laugh riot if there ever was one.
I don’t want to brag but I was #31 on the list of people she thanked in the back. I had tears in my eyes when I saw what she wrote about me.
We had a few words with the couple sitting next to us who it turned out worked for an airplane travel magazine. As you all know I am a prize winning travel writer and I couldn’t have been more excited. All for naught though because the guy went to the bathroom and had obviously googled Julie while dropping a duece and when he came out he was absolutely drooling over her.
I kept trying to interject but I could have been a talking lox for all he cared.
Anyway It was the best lunch I ever had in the nicest restaurant with the loveliest staff which was the important thing.
Back to my family and food.
We got back in the car and as we frequently do we spoke to my sister, Julie’s mother, Marcia, and told her about our day.
No sooner had I dropped Julie off at home when Marcia called me back.
“I was happy to hear about your great lunch. Guess what we’re having for dinner?”
“I don’t know. Paul found something in the back of the freezer so we decided to defrost it and have it for dinner.”
“Paul says it’s probably good or we wouldn’t have frozen it”
I actually wasn’t surprised by this. My brother in law is committed to saving the earth and using every bit of it as fully as possible.
I remember one time we were all eating salad and Paul went around the table cutting up chives that he had just picked from his garden in each of our bowls. Julie mumbled under her breath
“I just saw the dogs peeing on those chives.”
Since I let my dog kiss me on the mouth I dug in anyway.
Now that i think of it, that’s not really the same thing. Oh well, what’s done is done.
Back the the frozen dinner. Marcia called me after she ate.
“What was it?” I asked
“I’m not sure. I’m almost positive that it had zucchini in it. It was good though”
“Can you hone it down to a food group?”
“Was there meat in it?”
“No, I figure that I must have served it with chicken cutlets and people filled up on that so this was left over”
“Well that’s good, Poirot. Even though you can’t say what it was you’ve not only limited it to a side dish but built a whole imaginary meal around it. Good going”
I told you. My family really likes their food.
I spoke to Marcia this morning. She’s alive.