Now this is in spite of the fact that I have to call some tax guy in Suffolk County and tell him that I gave him some wrong information about renting my Montauk house.
Will I go to jail? Who knows. I know the woman from “Dance Moms” didn’t think she’d go to jail and she’s chowing down on Spam and pussy as we speak.
But I digress.
Before I tell you the details of my happiness I want to introduce you to the subject. It’s David Rosenfelt.
I want you to watch the video he put on line when one of his books was printed.
I not only love this guy but I love his books.
I am on some kind of list for him to send me an email whenever he has a new book.
I got one today.
I wrote back. “I already ordered it.”
AND HE WROTE BACK
“So I was about to write you a perfunctory thank you when I noticed the name of your website. I went there and spent 15 minutes reading your funny and terrific writing. The bad news, of course, is that I am now 15 minutes behind on my perfunctory thank you’s.