963. Two Nights of Terror

Ray hates dogs.

In spite of this he doesn’t mind going up to Connecticut to visit Stephanie and Terry.

“Doesn’t mind” is a bit of a stretch. He loves them but he’s learned to endure their brood.

We just came back from a 2 night visit.

They have two huge dogs and two medium dogs.

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He stays as far away from them as he can.

He can take or leave their small dogs but he thinks they’re schmucks.

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What they consider fun is a mystery to him.

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Even the 3 sneaky dogs they have are acceptable as long as they keep their distance.

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Why they had to bring a monster into the mix is a mystery that can never be explained.

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Ray was absolutely terrorized by this bitch (and I don’t mean it in the female dog sense either)

She simply wouldn’t leave him alone. She stalked him wherever he went.

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Ray sought a bit of solitude on his bed but that wasn’t good enough for her.

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She snapped at him and it took me a good half hour to find him after that.

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She even taunted him by sucking up to his cousin Stephanie.

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And to make matters worse she was all over his beloved Terry who, incidentally, is the only person in the house who doesn’t refer to him as “not all there”.

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You know who you are, Stephanie.

I don’t know when we’ll be able to go up there again. I know it won’t be until someone throws her out of the country.

All the way home in the car he was mumbling “where’s trump when we need him?”

 

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