First the best news.
Not only did Debbie not bite anyone but she was loved by all.
I will start with my plane travel mishaps.
On the outgoing flight they had to return to the parking spot because the plane was broken.
It took them a few hours to “fix” it and we were off.
On the way home there were unguarded suitcases in the middle of the airport and they had to get dogs and gun guys before they could move it… another 2 hours.
I am a perfect person which is why any country I go to doesn’t want me to leave.
We had a few very important missions in Roma.
- find Mac long wearing lipsticks that are only found in Europe. Check
- Marcia really wanted to go to the Borghese Museum which had sculpture that she saw 30 years ago and loved. Check
Now as for #1, we did find the lipsticks but they were at the bottom of the Spanish Steps. For those of you who aren’t Spanish here is what they look like from the top:
and the bottom
As you can see we really wanted those lipsticks. It was a sad sight watching two old ladies deal with those steps. I lay down and rolled the last mile.
I will give #2 a check too. Because we did go go there. Our travel agent, not knowing how very limited my attention span is, booked us for a tour with an “English Speaking” guide.
First of all, if that’s English I’m French. Second of all even if she could speak English I’m deaf as a post so it was all greek to me (Get it? See what I did there language wise?)
Plus my knees were killing me so whenever we got to a statue with a lap I sat on it.
The most annoying part was that every time I looked at Marcia she was smiling, nodding and snapping photos.
Finally after about an hour into a THREE HOUR TOUR even she had had enough so we left.
We snuck off pretty successfully but we got lost and ended up back on the tour so the guide had to show us how to get out.
The best part of the time in Rome was visiting with our baby cousin Dru who lives there.
Here she is. I hadn’t seen her in so long so it was really nice to see that we immediately felt close. Here she is.
Members of my family will understand that we connected on the words “sussy” and “eh eh”
As for Rome itself I have one thing to say.
Statues shmatues. The cab drivers are a bunch of crooks. They all pretend they have no change so you end up paying them more than the ride costs.
I’d advise anyone who goes there to get a bunch of small change.
Then on to Sorrento. The promised land.
We loved it.
It had everything we wanted, beautiful views, fabulous shops and wonderful restaurants.
I want to mention particularly the one dedicated to Sophia Loren. And I mean DEDICATED.
The walls were completely covered with pictures of Sophia.
I asked the owner how often Sofia (that’s how he spelled it) came there. It seems she had been there once 20 years ago.
“But she really liked it”
We finished up the trip in a very fancy hotel about 20 minutes from the airport.
The place was magnificent. Why the rooms didn’t even have numbers. They had names.
I know this is boring but I’m going to show you a few pictures of our room.
and of us having fun
Wait a minute. That’s Marcia having fun. I was having fun taking pictures of Marcia.
Looks perfect right?
That is until we went to dinner.
It seems rich people eat all kinds of crap.
Every dish started out great.
Pasta with mushrooms and (here’s where it got dicy) raw shrimp.
I swear there was something just called “pig”.
But don’t ask how great the bread was.
Anyway we had a wonderful time.
Now let me show you what I came home to (video donated by my nephew Dan)
Great Pictures!!! Love seeing you & Marcia in Italy and Debbie looks like she got lots love! And you are back safely Yay!
She’s really cute. I hope she doesn’t bite Barry.
I’m so glad I’ll be seeing you and the boys at the wedding.
Was the Pig a whole big like Liz served at my birthday a few years ago? Maybe you weren’t on the guest list.
If you recall that was an invite I declined.
Did I send you a picture? If not I’ll find one and forward it immediately. Now I recall that everyone had a grand time but were all disappointed that you were otherwise engaged. A real pity
If you send that picture to me I will beat you to a pulp