Look, I know that I haven’t written in awhile but maybe I have more on my plate than usual.
My dog Debbie is really settling in. Now she only bites people at first meeting. Then….sweet as sugar.
I’m having a party next month and I’m a little nervous. I hope there aren’t any litigious people coming.
Also Liz sold her apartment to a man who called me and Liz losers so I’m thinkin’ that he’s not gonna be a “live and let live” kinda guy.
I had gotten used to Debbie hiding food in my bed but this morning I found a piece of cucumber in my shoe. I hope I can live with that.
But enough complaining.
Last week I accidentally put my phone in a glass of water and the speaker part stopped working so I bought a new phone.
Don’t ask why I put it there. It was very late and I thought I was hanging it up. And let’s see if you don’t strange things when you’re 74.
Well the new phone arrived yesterday. I opened the box and what did I see????
A WHITE PHONE!! The most beautiful phone I ever saw. Of course in my youth you could get princess phones in any color but that hasn’t been the case since..I don’t know…FOREVER.
I’m sure that while you’re admiring my beautiful phone and being yes, a little jealous, you’re making snotty remarks about my coffee pot to take the sting off your poor sportsmanship.
Well my old lady coffee pot keeps my coffee hot all day. That is if I left it on all day what with me putting my phone in a glass of water shows that it’s more than likely I will.
But take THAT losers!!!