I have been busy busy busy.
I’m preparing for Julie and Dan’s wedding so I’m going through my apartment trying to remove anything unsightly so that my house looks like a proper venue for these two little darlings.
I think what I need is my niece Stephanie to come down and look around. She has always been more than happy to point out anything wrong with my abode, my hair or my make up.
That sounds like I’m criticizing her which is not the case.
I was sleeping on a mattress in Montauk that had a big well in the middle of it. Only when she said ” That mattress stinks. Get a new one.” did I do just that and have enjoyed many comfortable nights since.
The same with whatever was cootyized in my apartment. She has improved my life tremendously.
I just don’t see it until someone points it out.
I have a lot of things covered, food, decor and help.
One thing I think might be a problem is Debby.
She would rather anyone she doesn’t know doesn’t come into my apartment. I wonder how she’ll deal with 70 people she doesn’t know? We have a very big family most of whom she’s never met.
I’ve been thinking. Maybe if I make her look more attractive say with a lovely party dress then the male guests will consider getting their balls nipped at by a screaming but very haute couture decked out princess just a hoot.
Here she is in her new hat
Not threatening right?
And the dress I’ve ordered is black and white polkadots with a stunning bow at the waist.
I figure that won’t show blood.
At least on the black part.
My strong advise to lock that vicious little monster in the back bedroom. I hope that I’m not out of line, but with all those Jews I’m sure that among them will be a few lawyers. I can already smell the lawsuits coming!!
You’ll look great! I hope to see you in all your polka dotted finery!
No cowards allowed at the wedding ‘n
What a sweetie-pie!!! She doesn’t look like a paiin in the ass at all. That hat is way too cutell..Fitting for a way too cute punim! (spelling:?)
As I said, I’m happy to help out with the pups!! xoXO, Carol
Debby//your mom has great taste…I LOVE your new hat…You look adorable and beautiful!!!! I’ll take care of you if your mom so desires..You can hang out with me….We’ll listen to some jazz, watch a little TV and I’ll take you for walks if your mom would like that. Have a nice evening and terrific walk in the morning with your mommy. love, Carol