As most of you know I get the majority of news on Facebook, TMZ and Twitter.
(Actually I only check Twitter sporadically because those people are a bit S-N-O-O-T-Y.)
Well the other day I read something on Facebook that I hope and pray was true. I think it was from either Tom “Bones” Malone or Will Lee.
It said that they were hard at work on a cure for the virus in the White House and that everyone should send their stool samples to:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
At first my heart soared with hope but then I wondered if someone was playing the rascal.
So I decided to get to the bottom of this.
As I might have mentioned, I mention so many things, president trump used to live in my neighborhood, New York.
I decided to use that card in reaching him directly and getting to the bottom of this.
I got right through.
Now I always thought he was stupid, a liar, racist, a narcissist, insane and did I say dumb? I guess stupid covers that.
Anyway I got a slightly different opinion when I spoke to him.
I can’t quote directly but here’s the gist of what he said.
He’s fed up with these so called “doctors” pussy footing around instead of developing a cure for this pandemic. (He did giggle behind his hands when he said “pussy”)
So he and the My Pillow guy put their heads together and decided to make one themselves.
He picked the My Pillow guy because he had gotten a B= in Biology in his high school in Utah or wherever.
True He had killed a cat but I think that’s only because his high school ran out of frogs.
He said they were really making headway (he giggled again at “head”) but they needed more doody (another giggle).
I can only give you the information. Do with it what you will.
BTW it takes 2 stamps.
THIS made my day!
You made MY day.