8/16 I have found a way to get around being an asshole

As those who know me or follow me can attest, though I am beautiful and brilliant I do have one or two flaws.

For example I watch dumb person TV.

Many in my family have been quite cruel in making fun of me for this.

I won’t mention the names Julie and Marcia because those of you that put me on a pedestal might turn against them.

In fact I have never responded on ‘Reality Blurb’ (my favorite) or ‘About the Tea’ no matter how hot under the collar I get because if either of them were to see my name in print on the comment section there would be ridicule like you wouldn’t believe.

They would say I sullied their name which is stupid because their name is Klam and my name is Matthews.

Oops have I given up too much?

Anyway watching Below Deck last night put me in such a state that I felt I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if I didn’t give Captain Sandy and Malia a stern tongue lashing in print.

What to do? What to do?

Eureka! It came to me in a flash!

I can use my same email address with a compatible name.

So I was finally free to speak my piece and live the American dream!!!

So from now on astute and clever comments will come from my email address in the name of ..wait for it…dave matthews.

Now Zen

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3 thoughts on “8/16 I have found a way to get around being an asshole

  1. Brilliant impersonation of Myrna Loy!
    Brava Debbie! πŸ’–πŸΎπŸ’•πŸΎπŸ’“πŸΎπŸ’žπŸΎπŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸŒŸ

  2. Were you mad cause Malia and Cap’n Sandy conspired to replace Kiko?
    I was furious when I found out that Sandy knew about Malia”s boyfriend being a chef before she fired Kiko. So mean!

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