Here’s one of the problems of having a smart family.
You have to pretend you aren’t dumb.
You see a smart family likes to think they’re all smart. They get real embarrassed if your dumbness sneaks out.
So the smartest thing I do is keep my dumbness under wraps.
I’ll give you an example.
I mainly watch reality shows.
Now you get to be invested in these people and often have opinions on their actions.
I read yesterday that Steve and Noi from Married At First Sight are getting a divorce. I had plenty to say about that.
I tried to comment on “All About The Tea” that “Steve really dodged a bullet” but it wouldn’t let me.
I feel safe commenting on sites like this because the smart people in my family wouldn’t touch those sites with a ten foot pole.
Still each time I try to write on one of these sites I use a pseudonym as part of my cover .
Here’s where the dumbness comes in. I never can remember what name I used so I keep getting a message “That email has been used with another name” and they don’t let me comment.
So without my help Noi will go on thinking that she’s not a jerk and Steve will wonder where he failed
I’ll be back in a minute. I have to walk Debby.
Mission accomplished.
Attack passing dog

And taking care of business

BTW Twitter wouldn’t let me call trump fuckface.
You happen to be a genius. Never forget that Mattie! ♥