I must say, the last 2 times I saw dave he hadn’t been drinking.
I gotta give that lowlife piece of shit whore credit.
He apparently doesn’t have to anesthetize himself to be with her.
Of course it was at 3 o’clock in the afternoon and I only saw him for no more than 15 minutes but I don’t want to be petty.
67 and dumped 
The situation isn’t funny. That’s partially why I feel bad for having to charge you for the keyboard I have to replace because I sprayed Red Bull all over it. From my nose. Invoice is in the mail…
Ok,I’ll pay but just this once. I can’t be layin’ out dough to every chump without a tissue.