Julie called me this morning. She was trying to get onto her mental health care plan but she couldn’t because she wasn’t able to remember her password.
This was pretty important because she wanted to submit a claim. The claim being that she’s as nutty as a fruitcake . No argument here. Doesn’t mean we don’t love her cause heaven knows we do but no one in this family wants to get caught short without their mental patient pills.
They gave her 3 test questions which she told me she was sure she would ace.
1. Her mother’s maiden name? check, got it
2. what hospital was she born in? once again, easy.
3. who’s your favorite uncle? Since she gave them these test questions over a year ago she was sure the answer was dave ( or Dave as he was known then). She typed Dave in. rejected. She followed up with David, then Dave Matthews and several variations. Nada.
Julie reasoned out that United Health Care had clearly read my blog and figured it was a mistake because he couldn’t be anyone’s favorite anything.