I found a pool in my neighborhood for $25 a year.
The new me has decided to do laps at least twice a week.
Now I could probably go to the fancy gym close to my apartment that doesn’t have rules like:
You must have a strong lock for your locker because there have been break ins. And showering before entering the pool is mandatory plus you have to wear a hat to swim and they suggest that ‘seniors’ use a key lock because they keep forgetting their combinations but a penny saved …..
I went for my first swim yesterday. I did 25 laps.
The dressing room wasn’t too bad except there was one woman showering there who was clearly homeless. She had a change of clothes and what appeared to be a bookcase in her shopping cart.
She didn’t offend me as much as the young girls in their black lace thongs. I got dressed behind a curtain unlike those sluts. If they want to see my lime green cotton underpants they can whistle.
Since the pool is only about 5 blocks from my house I’m thinking I can avoid the whole dressing room thing by wearing my skirt bathing suit, my bathing cap, flippers and a towel around my neck to walk over there.
It’s the walking home all wet that might be a problem but if I hide a tenner in my flipper I can take a cab home.