I went swimming today.
I kind of had a moment with a guy there. Actually 2 moments.
The first was as I was getting off the elevator on the locker room floor.
A rather fat, but not unattractive man was getting on.
Our eyes met as he got off and I got on.
He seemed very confident because he only wore his bathing suit, no cover up, and his bathing cap to go down to the pool. As I said before he was fat, in fact, pretty round but solid like a bowling ball.
I went on to dress for my swim and when I got down there he was already in the pool.
Our second moment came about 45 minutes later when I called the lifeguard over to check on him because he hadn’t moved from his spot hanging on to the side of the pool since I got there.
The lifeguard reassured me that the guy’s been coming here for years and all he does is stand at the side of the pool without moving until he decides to go home.
You know what this means? I’ll get another chance at him.
67 and dumped 
Shame on you girlie! Why didn’t you just shout “He’s drowning! Don’t worry I’ve been trained” and move right into mouth to mouth application mode?
🙂
funny
Mattie, maybe he needs some water wings of love, or maybe he just likes to fart under water.
That just makes him more desirable
funneeeeee
All the kids meet in swim class.
There is definitely heat in that pool. You go girl. xoxo
I like that it doesn’t bother you that he’s fat. I don’t like the way fat people, especially women, are usually treated. I am exceedingly skinny myself. You could say scrawny. Gaunt. Underfed.