218. The trials and tribulations of being “available”

Miss Liz is home for a few days. then she’s going back to Santa Fe for a short time and then coming back for good.  I really miss her when she’s gone.

Rupe and I went up to Steph’s yesterday to have lunch with Shelby. She’s the creative genius who does the drawings for my blog. I am so lucky to have found her. I’m hoping we can do loads of projects together.

When I got home David told me that Lizzie was having drinks and maybe dinner with people from her office. She didn’t get home until almost 11 and David was sleeping so she came into my house to pick up Rupert and we had cocktails, well Lizzie had a cocktail because she was afraid she was losing her buzz.

We were talking for about an hour when I heard a light tap on the door. I opened the door and there was David in his robe yawning and asking for Liz.

Notice the difference when Liz is in town, a light tap instead of  “Openheimer ze doorhopin” or whatever he yells to summon me in a gestapo voice.

Anyway he came in and sat for awhile. I told Liz that when she is away he knocks on my door every night in his robe and tries to cajol me into opening up.

I reassured her that since my loyalty is with her I just yell into the peephole “Take it someplace else, horndog!”

Being a woman alone makes you fodder for every lonely guy on the make.

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