Sorry I haven’t been in touch.

Family emergency that I’m only now recovering from.

Anyway back to life as I know it.

Liz and David were having dinner last night. Chinese food in case you’re interested.

It was pretty late and I had already eaten but since I was returning Rupert to them I was invited to share a glass of wine while they ate.

I think David invited me. My hearing isn’t what it once was but he either said  “Join us for a drink” or “What’s she doing here?”. They sound so much alike.

Anyway I asked Liz what day she’s leaving to visit her father.

“Sunday”

David looked up from his spicy dumplings and said “You’re going Sunday? How come Mattie knows before I do?”

“I don’t know. We were just talking and it came up.”

I interjected “By the way, Liz, David wants to have sex tonight”.