Still here in no man’s land. Still shaking in my boots.

I made a seder of sorts yesterday. My nephew Jimmy and his family came since they don’t live far from here. I think the town they live in is called “Civilization”. Maybe it was named that because IT HAS CABLE.

They were loving this house though. They were looking at the horses and playing endlessly with the dogs.

I really should have listened to Terry when he tried to tell me how the talking toilet works because 12 year old Jacob tried to use it and it squirted him in the face.

I know I sound like a broken record but toilets they decide should be high tech and TV’s not so much?

I have one more night and then I go home. I’ll just pray that no one breaks in and kills me tonight.

On one hand even if they do they won’t be able to find me in that bed with 3 dogs and 2 cats. On the other hand I should be easy to spot with every light in the house on.

Does anybody know how the finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills went? Did Fay get her comeuppance?