371. I only wish that my Aunt Rae had given me some tips on the birds and the bees. I wouldn’t be in this fix.

Yesterday I drove Julie to Connecticut so that she, Ann Leary and Laura Zigman could entertain people and save a library. I’m very intellectual and that’s why I offered to help.

I also like to use every moment I have with Julie to work out the problems of the world.

Why just yesterday what was supposed to be a one hour trip turned into over an hour and a half due to torrential rains and traffic but we didn’t let it get us down.  It gave us the opportunity to put that “alone time” to good use.

I don’t know what came up first. Either John Mayer or Jessica Simpson, it’s not important. What was important was that John said Jessica was “sexual napalm”.

We were wondering what constitute’s “sexual napalm”. What extra do you have to do to fall into that category?

Julie guessed blow jobs. She said people in hollywood probably don’t give blow jobs.

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“Didn’t you see the Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson video? If that guy could talk someone into  doing that to him I gotta think blow jobs are rampant in LA.  Here’s my take on it. Guys like to think ladies think they’re hot stuff so if the girl let’s out a few “oys”  they feel powerful and associate the girl with being hot. And a polite “thank you goes a long way too”.

Julie: “Good to know. Now what do you think of that Syria thing?”

6 thoughts on “371. I only wish that my Aunt Rae had given me some tips on the birds and the bees. I wouldn’t be in this fix.

  1. Fabulous!! Any discussion about blow jobs immediately gets my attention, and draws me in, so to speak! C a r o l F r e d e t t e w w w . c a r o l f r e d e t t e . c o m

  2. We Southerners politely refer to blow jobs as ‘special kisses.’ 😉 Bahahaha! Love your blog, by the way!

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