I am a perfect person.
I actually went out and braved a huge snowstorm to make a deposit in dave’s account so he can buy bon bons for his lady love (may they both get cholera).
The fact that I can hold a grudge while still doing the right thing only makes me perfecter.
Did I mention that I got a cat?
David says that since I got Elvis my blogs are boring and no one will read them. He says I have replaced writing about him with writing about Elvis which is why my blogs stink.
This is why I am going to slip a picture of David in while telling you how clever and beautiful Elvis is.