Well someone had a Christmas tantrum today.
I bought him a new sweater and he wouldn’t even try it on.
“It’s too girly. It’s pink!!!”
I tried to tell him what my sister Marcia said when we picked it out. If you’re confident of your masculinity you can wear anything.
“It’s not pink! It’s salmon! The Rock wears salmon. Just come out here and try it on”
He wouldn’t budge