Today is my birthday and I’m really happy.
The celebrating started last night when David called and asked me to come over.
When I got there his apartment was all decorated with balloons and a Happy Birthday Mattie banner across the living room. A lovely pie with candles was on the table because he knows I love pie.
Either that or we were sitting there and he was showing me a chart that he and some of the dopes in his office had made explaining graphically why my family is nuts when I said “Tomorrow’s my birthday”
“It is?”
“Yep”
“Okay let’s send out. Dinner’s on me”
See? He’s not all bad.
Then we rented a movie, again on his dime, “The Equalizer”. He’d already seen it but he wanted to rewatch Denzel kill people with hand tools.
A perfect evening.
Today is starting out great too.
I had some presents to open that my nieces and nephews sent me.
I must give special mention to a magic cup that Steph and Laura gave me. It looks like a night scene in the woods but when you put something hot in it the woods come to life.
Before:
After:
I have a wonderful day planned.
First I am going to my Shrink because I’m out of crazy pills.
Then home to hug my dog and play with my garbage can.
Then wine and cheese from Oregon.
THEN a fancy dinner with Julie and her sweet boyfriend Dan. We’re going to a restaurant that I’ve always wanted to go to.
I’m going to put curlers in my hair for this. I want to look extra nice.
I’m thinking a flip will turn heads.
67 and dumped 
All that about balloons, banners and pie never happened!! It’s total bullshit
Read the blog, Moron, I say that it’s not true.
You are not allowed to post!
Liz, HE WON’T LISTEN. I thought you had more power than that.
Happy Birthday
Thanx
Happy birthday Miss Mattie! xo
XOXOXO
Happy Birthday Mattie! Hope you get some real pie and not just a pie chart. 🙂
have the happiest birthday, mattie! love,Carol
Thanks so much Carol.
happy birthday Mattie!! xoxo.
Thanks and love
Happy Birthday Mattie!!!!
Thanks Jane xoxo
Happy birthday from a Canadian fan! Your blog makes me smile so hard!
Love you Canadians
Happy Birthday Mattie!! You always crack me up and brighten my day.
Thanks. That’s gr to hear
Happiest of Birthday wishes to you Mattie! Glad David at least ordered in dinner for you 🙂 Have a wonderful day and a great evening celebrating with Julie and Dan. Have fun turning heads all year long 🙂
Oxoxox
Happy Birthday Mattie! Enjoy it all!
Thank you so much.
Happy Birthday, Mattie! xo
Xoxoxo
Happy birthday!
Thanx Meg
Thank you so much
Happy Birthday! I’ve just found your blog and have begun reading the older posts to catch up. I like your writing style!
BTW, I’ve recently seen the preview for ‘The Equalizer’ and added it to my Netflix queue. There’s something about Denzel and hand tools… 🙂
I agree. Thanks so much for writing.